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Old March 18th 19, 11:47 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Harvard Horvath
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Default Happy St. Schattie's Day, everyone!

[Default] On Sun, 17 Mar 2019 21:23:33 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham
wrote this crap:

On Sunday, March 17, 2019 at 4:59:07 PM UTC-7, Harvard Horvath wrote:
[Default] On Sun, 17 Mar 2019 06:18:47 -0700 (PDT), Eviel Dewar
wrote this crap:

Spend the day in a dry-drunk rage!


Not me. Last night I went to the Yacht Club for a Jig's dinner. And
tonight I'm going out drinking. Did you know that half of Boston is
Irish?

Did you know that St. Patrick was NOT Irish? He was Roman.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick


Actually, he was Welsh, you stupid Bohunk dumb****. Oooops, that is an oxymoron.


Patrick was born in Roman Britain. His birthplace is not known with
any certainty; some traditions place it in England - one identifying
it as Glannoventa (modern Ravenglass in Cumbria) [29] - but claims
have also been advanced for locations in both present-day Scotland
[30] and Wales.[31]

Calpurnius, his father, was a decurion and deacon, his grandfather
Potitus was a priest from Bonaven Tabernia,[32] Patrick, however, was
not an active believer.

"Calpurnius," is a Roman name, certainly not a Welsh name, dumbass.



According to the Confession of Saint Patrick, at the age of sixteen he
was captured by a group of Irish pirates.[34] They took him to Ireland
where he was enslaved and held captive for six years. Patrick writes
in the Confession[34] that the time he spent in captivity was critical
to his spiritual development. He explains that the Lord had mercy on
his youth and ignorance, and afforded him the opportunity to be
forgiven his sins and convert to Christianity. While in captivity, he
worked as a shepherd and strengthened his relationship with God
through prayer, eventually leading him to convert to Christianity.[34]


With any luck, you could get captured by a group of Irish pirates.
Though you would get no forgiveness, especially if I was that Irish pirate.


If I took you out on a yacht, you'd be puking over the side. And I'd
be laughing my ass off.


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