On Nov 16, 8:27*am, Walt wrote:
On 11/16/2010 10:44 AM, gr wrote:

I was wondering; given the same snow and path; which is faster Skis or
Snowboards?

Easy question. *Look at the NASTAR handicaps.

http://www.nastar.com/articles/what-...astar-handicap

The boarders get 10 discount points just for riding one of those things,
plus another 35 for intellectual disability.

So how many discount points do YOU qualify for? Pathological liar,
dickless coward, friend of Horvath. They should give you a disabled
parking card just for that crap.

With that handicap they'd clean up if they didn't have to stop for a Red
Bull and to bum a smoke in the middle of the race.

You freaks have to stop and change your diapers. Fair race.