bdubya wrote:
Walt wrote:

Bashing the bishop ...
... Flogging the Dolphin ...
Spanking the monkey.
Wrestling the one-eyed gozer snake.
Choking the chicken...
Waxin' and milkin'
Or the simple elegant "fapping".

AFAIK, ain't nothin' elegant about it.

It's all in the wrist, grasshopper.

//Walt