On Friday, February 21, 2014 2:28:39 PM UTC-7, lal_truckee wrote:

As I understand it from my spawn's racing days, young women (possibly
even nubiles,) are the coat carriers of choice. Perhaps you might
broaden your selection criteria?

I was the coat carrier for the Austrian women one time as they trained at Brighton before a World Cup at PC. Good duty. I also drove them around as needed. Same gig I met Heidi and Pirmin Zurbriggen.