VtSkier wrote:

C'mon up north. We'll show you how to ski EasternFirm(tm).

LAL shows me a thing or two in the west, but I bet he'd be
following me instead of the other way around on my home turf.

I believe it. Probably have to sharpen my skis, too. Maybe even get skis
with genuine camber.
Little short things, I imagine...

The one advantage LAL has on me is his miles per year. I'm still
(self) employed and don't get to ski every day.

Your day will come. Just try to make it a couple of decades before the
bod gives out.