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tm wrote:

Ted Waldron wrote:
tm wrote:
Jay Pique wrote:

I want a full sized Ford Van. Lifted about 6 inches. 4WD, with studs
all around. (Not to mention the one in the driver's seat.)

Yosemite Sam mudflaps. Airhorn. Behind the grill gatling-gun.

The interior is giving me fits. On the one hand, I want classy - so I
guess that means no red velvet. On the other hand, I want something
that (attractive/female) people can feel comfortable getting naked in.
I'm leaning towards authentic naugagyde, as I've heard that some of
the crunchier ski grrls aren't so into bear skin rugs and such. I'm
open to suggestions as to color scheme.

You can't go wrong with neoprene, preferable black. Don't forget the
blender and the tropical fish aquarium. Chicks dig margaritas and
sushi.

Chicks really like the taste of strawberry margaritas mixed with a
fresh fugu roll.

to my fellow ignorant gaijin...
http://www.destroy-all-monsters.com/fugu.shtml

I'll stick to the toro nigiri, more fat less neurotoxins..

Problem with blowfish is they ain't pretty to look at in the aquarium.
Now an aquarium that would fit tuna, that would be somethin'. And a
strawberry patch. Jay might want to rethink the Ford van and go for
something by Peterbuilt.

Okay, what about some eels? I don't know what eel makes up Unagi, but
we can put that in the fish tank along with a Moray Eel.. with some crab
and squid for the nightly entertainment...

http://www.coralreefnetwork.com/sten...m#Moray%20Eels

they are not that ugly and they are nice as along if they don't hold on
to your hand..

Personally for all the stuff he wants, he should ditch the Ford Van and
get a brand new Unimog..


http://tinyurl.com/3rkzm

with those exhaust pipes vertical, he can also use to go into cranberry
bogs and chase out hidden moose. or else i would get something Hogan's
Heroish... to tow the aquarium, and speaker system to the slopes...

http://tinyurl.com/4j7ws

-ted