On 02/09/2014 16:16, wrote:
Actually I did buy her a beer. And no, she didn't bone me.



Exactly. If she was too ****ing ugly for you, imagine how ugly she was to me. Because unlike you, I actually get to have sex with attractive women.

And how much does that cost you? They probably charge you double and make you go through a car wash first.

Plus full-body condom.