Thread: Trunky Bells
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Old December 12th 20, 01:20 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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[Default] On Fri, 11 Dec 2020 18:18:49 -0800 (PST),
" wrote this crap:


I cannot resist.
Dancing on the groomed, new pair of carving skis
Wearing brand new clothes, it's great to be me
Lift tickets abound, I travel all around
What fun it is to ski all winter while freaks are parole bound.
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
I've got balls, I've got balls, and you ain't got a pair
You don't ski, you can't go, and diapers you wear, ohhhhhhh,
Vail is great, Sun Valley's sweet, I ski everywhere
Ankles bracelets can't fit in boots, and you can't go skiing
because your parole officer will violate you back into
prison if you get anywhere near kids.

I am a genius.


Maybe in the country of Moronia. You suck. Any third grader could
have made up a better song. It has no rhythm or rhyme it lacks flair
and panache. It's just awful enough to be called, "Music to puke by."
And you claim to sing in public? Another one for, "the lie list."

I hereby ban you from writing songs in this newsgroup.


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