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Old June 23rd 07, 10:31 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default Why is Scatty so bitter and angry ?

On Jun 23, 12:46 pm, Bob Lee wrote:
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Sheesh, all these grandiose names to label the goof. Aren't they all
basically the same as saying he's an amoral self-serving ****head?
Walks like a duck...


I think the overriding question at this time is whether or not he
winds up being dog food for chihuahuas or a medical school cadaver-
yeecchhhhh-think about cutting through all that fat. Discussion
between 2 med school students:

Hey Kartok!

What is it, Yameesh?

Look at the size of the head on this one.

Holy guacamole, you'll need a wheelbarrow to move that thing around
after dissection.

Yeah, there's no way I can move it alone.

What's it made of?

Dunno, maybe concrete with rusted steel reinforcement. but I do
believe it's full of stagnant stinky fluid.

Look in the ears.

I am, now I know where Johnson Wax gets Simonez, Gimme that portable
drill.

more to come later.....

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