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Old April 14th 09, 09:51 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default Rule #1

On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:49:12 -0700 (PDT), Richard Henry
wrote this crap:

On my yacht, fule #1 is, "Always **** with the wind to your back."

Rule 1A: Always stand at the lee rail when ****ing.



All seriousness aside. The #1 rule is burned into the brain of every
leader. And I'm teaching leadership.

ACCOMPLISH THE MISSION.

That's the #1 rule. Accomplish the mission. If you follow that rule,
you will bring honor and glory, and treasure beyond imagination to
your village.

The number two rule is, THE WELFARE OF THE MEN. Take care of your
minions, and they will follow you into hell itself, and you'll return
with trophies, and treasure that you can't possibly imagine.

Rule number three is to not **** into the wind.

Rule number four is to not drop your rum flask.

Rule number five is to vote for Palin-Ahhnold in 2012.

Accomplish the mission. Welfare of the men. Be your best, and teach
others the same. That's what leadership is all about. And for most
of my life I've taught leadership. And I've brought honor and glory
to my village.




A mighty Hungarian warrior
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