On Apr 13, 4:10*pm, A mighty Hungarian
wrote:
On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 10:01:04 -1000, Dave Cartman
wrote this crap:

Actually, Rule #1 is "Never drop your rum flask."

"Here at the "The Rock" we only have two rules!

Rule No. 1: Obey all rules.

Rule No. 2: No writing on the walls."

On my yacht, fule #1 is, "Always **** with the wind to your back."

Rule 1A: Always stand at the lee rail when ****ing.