On Apr 13, 9:15*pm, Ted Waldron wrote:
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*bdubya wrote:

On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:00:26 -0700, "Bob F"
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bdubya wrote:
On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:07:49 -1000, Dave Cartman
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bdubya wrote:

On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 10:01:04 -1000, Dave Cartman
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Walt wrote:

Yadda wrote:

No, rule number 1 is keep your line on advanced trails.

Actually, Rule #1 is "Never drop your rum flask."

"Here at the "The Rock" we only have two rules!

Rule No. 1: Obey all rules.

Rule No. 2: No writing on the walls."

Rule 3: *No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abos in any way
at all, if there's anybody watching.

I know rule 4 is "no drinking" and rule five is "no poofters," but I
can't recall rule six.

There is NO Rule Six.

Is that Rule Six?

Yes.

Then what's Rule Seven?

No Pooftahs (aka Hungarians)

This is milfoil, the emblem of Viking land, you can stick it in a
bottle, or get it stuck in your rudder. *Amen.

Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!

Bruce: It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here.

Bruce: That's an odd expression, Bruce

Bruce: Well, I heard the prime minister use it, He said "It's how
enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your majesty" and the queen
smiled quietly to herself.