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Old August 9th 18, 03:45 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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On 08/09/2018 08:13 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
Bev is so old, (How old is she?), she has a crank on the phone in her
kitchen.


Better that than a crank in the living room, dining room, bedroom...

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Cheers, Bev
You need only three tools: WD-40, duct tape and a hammer. If it doesn't
move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use duct tape.
If you can't fix it with a hammer you've got an electrical problem.

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