On 01/28/2019 07:19 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
[Default] On Sun, 27 Jan 2019 08:58:52 -0800, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:

I want a microwave freezer. I want a faster microwave -- a minute to
heat a cup of coffee is too long. I want to figure out how to soften
butter quickly (under 10 seconds) without melting it.

Have you tried taking off the foil?

Foil? Butter has always come wrapped in paper on this planet...

Not the kind you get in restaurants. It comes in individual single
packets wrapped in foil. I put those in my pocket to warm up, but
sometime I forget and end up taking them home.

I bet you have a stash of ketchup packets too. I finally threw mine out.

This is my next toaster. Too bad it doesn't have a remote.

Not useful unless it includes a drone to deliver the toast to your
current location. The autobutter attachment is NOT included, but since
your pocket is full of butter that isn't an issue.

https://www.amazon.com/Willsence-Ext...sters+with+lcd

Its most impressive feature is that it's BPA-free. Most toasters have a
lot of it.

I don't like the fact that whoever wrote the blurb didn't bother to have
a native English speaker edit it. Seems impressive for the price,
though. Let us know how it works.

I just ordered this intellectual bracelet -- an excellent example of
Chinese advertising spiel.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8xczlfn

Seems like a good deal. But what is 22 over 30? If that's a BP
reading, then you're dead.

I'd guess that's the time: 22:30 on March 26.

And 15C ? Did they take that picture
outdoor? If that's the studio temp, it's way too cold.

I'd guess it was outside on a cloudy day.

In the fourth pic, I like the roman numerals, but what's 2056?

The number of steps. See the little green footprints?

the
digital time doesn't match the analog time. Let me know how this
works out, I may get one too.


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Cheers, Bev
Please hassle me, I thrive on stress.