Name: Skanky Chunks

Slogan The high fat dog food that makes your "Duke" want to puke.

Like the "Chuck Wagon" commercials - we see a minature FF in his
technicolor ski suit running through the house with his arms flailing
through the air - like Steven Seagal - constantly yelling "Dumb****,
Dumb****". The dog starts chasing him. When FF gets to the dog food
bowl, he jumps in. The dog closely following behind stops at the bowl,
sniffs it and then ****es on it. Fade to black and we hear a loud
final "Dumb ****".