VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2007
On Sep 8, 1:00 pm, "Pinku-Sensei" wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote :
Forwarded to groups with either a candidate standing for more than one
award or office (Scott Abraham of rsa, connor_a of soc.men, Jean-Paul
Turcaud of sci.geo.geology) or multiple candidates for several awards
and offices (Chuckles and Tosser of RAP and Subroutine and Tim Thorne of
alt dot flame), along with a shout out to a group that usually
contributes multiple voters and might want to participate in the write-
in campaign for the Chump of the Summer (Hi, Hater Goon Cabal of ammj!
I miss you!)
Please note that the deadline is only four hours away, so hurry!
OK, I have an idea for a new category, "K00k Girl-Man of the Month".
I nominate Aratzio.
BTW, did I win the other month when I was nominated "Most Athletic and
Handsome Soc.Man"?
Smitty
PS Jeeze, all you k00ks screw me up with the addresses. Can't you
guys just be normal?
Here follows the one true ballot for the August 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on September 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS "CHUMP OF THE SUMMER" PIN
"Once a year, the voting population will have the opportunity to
elect an award-recipient for this presigious honour via a write-in
campaign on the August ballot. Named after "one of Usenet's most
gullible people of all time" (in her own words) - Jayne Kulikauskas,
devoted housewife and soc.man sympathiser extrordinaire, who was
exposed as a fool of epic proportions for two consecutive summers.
(Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)"
Write-in candidate:
RICHARD M. NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
David Tholen
Doug "Doogie" Grant
Edmond Wollmann
Raymond Karczewski
None of the above
Abstain
BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain--yes, may vote on the question for both
candidates)
Christopher "Rizler" Smith
YES
NO
Abstain
Michael Vick
YES
NO
Abstain
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bill Hughes
Scott Abraham
Neither of the above
Abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Atlas Bugged
Bill AKA Respondant
James Koput
Sue H. of alt.fan.harry-potter
None of the above
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bill Hughes
David Tholen
Neither of the above
Abstain
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Andrew B. Chung
Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
Tom Bearden
None of the above
Abstain
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
24Bit of rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys
Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
Neither of the above
Abstain
JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Charles Lysaght
Connor Anderson of soc.men
Tom "Tosser" Bishop
None of the above
Abstain
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
David Tholen
Raymond Karczewski
Neither of the above
Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Alexa Cameron
Scott Abraham
Neither of the above
Abstain
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
"Singing Starving Stomach" by Andrew Chung
YES
NO
Abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Atlas Bugged
Jean-Paul Turcaud
Neither of the above
Abstain
GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
David Tholen
YES
NO
Abstain
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Bill Hughes
James Koput AKA Subroutine of alt dot flame
Tom "Tosser" Bishop
None of the above
Abstain
TAR AND FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
David Tholen
Ed Conrad
Neither of the above
Abstain
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
Connor Anderson of soc.men
Habanero of alt.freemasonry
Prof._Jonez
None of the above
Abstain
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bill Hughes
Jean-Paul Turcaud
Neither of the above
Abstain
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Dale Kelly
YES
NO
Abstain
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Bill Hughes
David Tholen
Ed Conrad
None of the above
Abstain
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne, trained by Gary Burnore
YES
NO
Abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
David Tholen
Edmond Heinz Wollmann
Steve Chaney
Abstain
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one or abstain)
Bill Hughes
Honest John AKA Clockbrain
Tom "Tosser" Bishop
Abstain
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)
The Chad Bryant and John Henry Haters of rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
Abstain
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Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
--
Pinku-Sensei
Co-FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorpshttp://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
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