On Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:23:36 -0700 (PDT), Scottum
wrote:

AP - Well the votes are in and Scatt Abraham has been declared
victorious in the RSA Pussy of the Year contest. When all the votes
were counted, Scatt was found to have won by an overwhelming
majority. In fact, every vote cast was for him. There did seem to be
some voting irregularities when Scatt tried to recuse himself from the
ballot but it was determined that he was indeed a valid candidate and
his unanimous is now in the books.

Scatt's victory was undoubtly from his ability to constantly create
his own reality no matter how much evidence was against him. His
ability to constantly lie about showing up for meetings in non-
existent places is what drove him over the top.

When asked for a comment Scatt said:
"Dumb**** ppppppuuuuusssssssyyyyyyy fried dickless rape dumb****
pathetic stalking LE Whistler vile **** RCMP stalk banned mayo ****ing
dumb**** defends stalking, lying, and defamation. Molesting children
day 83 hypocrisy obsession pathological liar spaz decent people
complete and total coward."

Scatt is not planning on taking any time off and is right back at it
for next years contest. He really wants to make it two in a row and
from this reporters standpoint, there is no stopping him. Is it to
early to say 'dynasty'? I think not.

Hey you forgot "Emergency Soccer Game"