wrote:

Wow -- I'm honored that on the basis of so brief an acquaintance,
you've seen fit to share with me the holiday greetings normally
reserved for your most beloved relatives. You are a gentleman.

There's just one thing -- and I sincerely regret having been unable to
make this point clearly enough to shine through the fog of mental
illness -- since I haven't been following your career for the last 10
or 15 years, I don't *know anything* about alleged "vile lies," "real
world threats," stalking, FBI harassment, CIA microwave assaults, alien
abduction plots, etc. You're looking for an endorsement in the wrong
place, friend.

You missed Vietnam, downhill races, and eBay.