On Nov 16, 7:44*am, gr wrote:
I was wondering; given the same snow and path; which is faster Skis or
Snowboards?
gr

That's a great question, and the pussies here have done a lot of
research. Several of them claim to have seen me on the slopes.
Of course, none of them had the nads to say hello.
Considering both snowboarders and skiers were involved, I wonder who
was faster in fleeing from the scene? The boarders or the skiers?
Another question: does the wearing of ski diapers slow them down?
Does urine ruin a wax job?
Enquiring minds want to know.