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Old January 24th 20, 12:34 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Eviel Dewar
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Default A list of New Years resolutions for Scott

On Monday, January 20, 2020 at 11:43:54 PM UTC-5, Scott Abraham wrote:
On Monday, January 20, 2020 at 4:38:53 PM UTC-8, Eviel Dewar wrote:
On Monday, January 20, 2020 at 5:50:35 PM UTC-5, Scott Abraham wrote:
On Monday, January 20, 2020 at 2:36:32 PM UTC-8, Harvard Horvath wrote:
[Default] On Mon, 20 Jan 2020 09:14:59 -0800 (PST), Trunky
wrote this crap:

Not impressed. At my family Christmas party my brother was showing
off a new trophy that we got at the yacht club. A very nice plaque.
I'm going to put it in my scanner and make a copy for my trophy wall.

Yeah, for sitting in a dinghy pulling on lines. How athletic of you.

I work the electronics. The radios, Nav station, weather station,
etc. And hand out beer.

For sitting in a dinghy getting drunk. How impressive.

You couldn't do it without puking.

I don't want to do it. Unless you were in the dinghy, then I would tie a rope around your diapers and use you as a sea anchor.

Sure, Mr. Mitty. I suppose you hung out with Mike Ditka and Terry
Bradshaw, and they gave you Bogners, too.
Met Ditka at his restaurant in Chicago 5 years ago. He was shorter than me.

You couldn't find Chicago on Google Maps.
Which building is the restaurant in?

One of the downtown buildings. Damned if I remember, was a long time ago.

Caughtyoudumbassing again. Everybody knows it's in the Oprah
Building. I've been there. You never have. Mike Ditka would spit in
your face if you showed up. And they don't sell cheese fries.

Everybody knows that? I sure didn't. Great steaks. Icaughtyoupullingawhopperoutofyourassagain.
I was having dinner with an old friend of his, who introduced me. I'm taller than Ditka, we got a laugh, one tight end to another. He sat down for five minutes and chatted. Whereas the only Hall of Fame tight end you ever knew was your mother. Legendary for how she could clench her butt cheeks, and damn near every man in Hamtrack knew it.

Whereas you didn't even make the team because you are a pussy.

My neighborhood was poor. Families of immigrants didn't believe in
after school sports. The boys had to work and the girls went home to
do chores. My sport was fencing.

Holy ****, a poor neighborhood had a fencing team?

I don't think you have the first idea of what inner city fencing is.
It's not hitting each other with sticks, nor is it perimeter defense.
We buy and sell used goods.

Exactly. For once, a decent recovery when you get busted in a whopper.

You're trying to cover up your lake of knowledge.

Compared to you, I truly do have a lake of knowledge, whereas you have filled the great lakes with soiled diapers.

Gold and silver made the most
profit, while guns always did good. We left the auto parts and
electronics to the Negroes and Mexicans.

Oddly enough, went to temple last night for the MLK shabbat service.
Black church down the street was visiting,

Oh Yeah. Black Baptists showing up at a temple on Saturday night. You
make up some pretty big whoppers. Did they give you Bogners?

MLK Shabbat, happens every year. Our people were at their
church on Sunday. Idiot. Look it up.

I don't get the, "Seattle Church Weekly." Where would I look it up?

Right after I get a verifiable ID and can look YOU up, coward.

On MLK weekend do Baptists go around to Jewish Temples and invite them
into their church? Does that happen every year?

The last three years at my temple. Relatively new development. Idiot.