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Old December 17th 09, 02:34 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Dave Stallard[_3_]
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On 12/14/2009 10:49 AM, David wrote:
"hr(bob) "
Not sure if its against group mentality to post availability. Anyway
apologies in advance if so but flat in Oz en Oisans available 1st
week
of new year and otherwise during term time. contact the poster
direct.Loads of great alpine and cross country runs.(village in Alpes
D Huez ski
range) Don


It would help if you would use English that is in common use thruout
the rest of the world. Is flat an apartment, condominium, or a tire
without any air? What is term time? Here it is the length of time an
outlaw must spend in prison. ETC!!!!


An English lesson for you :

A flat is a single story abode.
Term time is the time between school holidays.
Throughout is spelt throughout.
English is the language spoken and writen in England.
There is no such word as gotten.

A hood is something normally connected to a coat that covers your head.
A bonnet covers a car engine.
Pavement is a path, normally found next to a road.


A fag is a cigarette
A fanny is a vagina (aka "pussy").
Randy means "horny", exclusively.
"Knock up your daughter" means to knock on her door to wake her up.

Good God, what a nation of perverts! Who don't know how to pronounce
"aluminum", "patriot", "lieutenant", or "missile". Thank Goodness we
attained our independence. Or we'd be saying "pro-cess" like Canadians.

A lot of Indians I know say "boot" to mean "trunk (of a *car*, LOL).

And WTF is this business about "pavement" being found NEXT to a road??
The pavement IS the road! Unless it's a dirt aka (unpaved) road.

Dave

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