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Old May 14th 20, 05:03 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Eviel Dewar
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Default Honoring our COVID heroes

On Thursday, May 14, 2020 at 12:03:55 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
On Thursday, May 14, 2020 at 8:24:44 AM UTC-7, Eviel Dewar wrote:
On Thursday, May 14, 2020 at 1:47:21 AM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
On Wednesday, May 13, 2020 at 10:41:00 PM UTC-7, Harvard Horvath wrote:
[Default] On Wed, 13 May 2020 22:01:35 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham
wrote this crap:

On Wednesday, May 13, 2020 at 4:46:57 PM UTC-7, Eviel Dewar wrote:
On Wednesday, May 13, 2020 at 1:26:22 PM UTC-4,
wrote:
Tomorrow afternoon in Seattle, there's a flyover scheduled
to honor our COVID heroes -- first responders, medical workers,
and other essential personnel.

One hundred winged monkeys will fly out of Schattie
"Bent Melon Head" Abraham's ass and circle the Emerald City for an hour.

Their mangy bodies dripping mayo onto the streets below.

If you're in the vicinity, you probably should take cover.

Definitely! Don't look up; you don't want that stuff on your face.

One pervert freak doubles down on the stupid of another pervert freak.
If only my monkees knew where you lived, they could do a special
flyover and **** on you. ID? Oooops, forgot. Monkees will actually
fly out of my ass before you grow a pair big enough to come out of hiding.
Both of you. Change your diapers.


"Monkees"? Peter Tork? Mike Nesmith? Mickey Dolenz? and Davy Jones?
You been drinking again. Try to take the last train to Clarksville.

Good memories.


You were born in '52.


When were you born, Mo? Verify it?

The Monkees TV show debuted in fall '66. Ergo, you were a high-school-aged Monkees fan.


A fan? Hardly. Liked some of the music, rarely watched the show.
Met Peter Tork once, nice guy. Like their music. Will have to play some today.

Scott, the Monkees were for *children*.


If they were for children, then you violate your parole if you listen to them, eh, Mo?

We're preparing for the flyover. Singing the theme song. Hey, hey we're the Monkees, people say we Monkee around, we're too busy flying and enjoying putting Horvath down........sing it! Just earwormed you.


"Hey, hey we're the Trunkees" - a song about rectal prolapse.
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