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Old August 24th 07, 05:08 AM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Dave Cartman
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Default Schattie and his moped captured on camera

In article .com,
twobuddha wrote:

Reality sucks, eh, wack job?


Maybe yours does. Mine is pretty frackin' awesome.


Don't reference the fact that someone in RSA posted a pic that jokes
at how enormously fat you are...


Uh, but I ain't. Hell, one of you freaks posted a pic from March just
the other day. Don't reference the reality that I certainly didn't
look enormously fat in that pic, and I'm twenty pounds lighter now.


Scott, you've been claiming to have de-morbidly-obese-ified yourself for
ten years now. But, true to form, instead of saying, "oh yeah, I lost a
bunch of weight 8 years ago," you always claim to have just lost it.

Hell, you should see Bert. He lost forty, skinny liddle ****.


"Hi I'm Troy McClure. Maybe you remember me from such films as 'Smoke
Yourself Skinny!'"

Here is a clue. I have oodles of credibility with you and every other
freak here. You would not attack me and lie about me with such
deranged enthusiasm if you did not need to attack the truth teller, a
man who sees you for the dickless freak you are.


Uh yeah. People really believe that you are the amalgamation of every
Steven Seagal, Arnold Shwartzeneger, and Clint Eastwood movie ever made.
That why they tease and taunt so much.

Get help. I shall pray for you,


Yeah. No offense, but your particular brand of invisible sky wizard
doesn't seem to care much for either. No need to go throwing my name
around.

They don't care. They are spiritually evolved people. They are
capable of judging me on what I am, not what I do.


They sound very kind and tolerant. I'm still going to judge you on what
you've done and what you do.

Dave
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