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Old January 4th 20, 06:46 PM posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Default A list of New Years resolutions for Scott

[Default] On Thu, 2 Jan 2020 22:37:51 -0800 (PST), Trunky
wrote this crap:

I can go to Canada anytime I want. I have a valid passport.


Bull****. You have at least one DUI and are banned from Canada.


Nonsense. I have no DUIs and have never been banned from Canada.

You can still have a valid passport. Too many tells, Huggies, too many


My "tells" as you call them are just me ****ing with you. I can drink
and you can't. I'm having a beer right now. An ice cold refreshing
beer in a bottle. It's a Labatt's Blue from the great country of
Canada. I had one yesterday with my lunch at Tony Packo's. A
Canadian beer and a Hungarian hot dog, the all-American lunch.

fixations. ****es you off that I can go and you can't, and it shows.


Not at all. I'm welcome in Canada. You have no passport and are
excommunicado in Canada.

Clue time. The lies you tell about me betray the truth about you.


Pot kettle black.

Being convicted criminals is a bitch, eh, freaks?


I've never been convicted of a crime. But you have. So you would
know more about being a convicted criminal.


What crime?


Your rap sheet was posted on this newsgroup. Seven DUIs, bilking old
ladies out of their money, even violating the first amendment and
screaming at a judge in court.


The lies you tell about me betray the truth about you.


What lies?

I especially laughed my ass off about the orange jumpsuits.


I did too. I realized that when you say you were given a Bogner it
really means that you were sent to jail and got an orange jumpsuit.

Hell, I wouldn't even wear an orange ski suit.


Reminds you too much of prison?


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