Mary Malmros wrote:

Jeez, the things are still in the shrink wrap and some dry slope
racer wants to borrow them??? Nah, these babies are gonna get
babied as they deserve. I'm gonna drag out the mothballed ski
tools, give 'em a race tune and then wax and hot scrape about half a
dozen times...then go acquire some bindings for 'em...and then
they're gonna stay home, all nice and comfy and protected, until the
snow gets GOOD.

Don't forget to christen them properly by sacrificing a bottle of high
quality premium beer. Probably best done at the top of the hill right
before their maiden run. And don't cheap out and use that can of Coors
Light that you found floating in the river in June. Real beer for real
skis.

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