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Forum: Alpine Skiing August 26th 18, 03:47 PM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
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Posted By Me[_3_]
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Scott is so fat, when he lies on the beach Greenpeace tries to push him back in the water.
Forum: Alpine Skiing August 21st 18, 12:26 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 16
Views: 5,158
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Scott is so fat that when he took his pants to the dry cleaners the lady said, "We don't do curtains.”
Forum: Alpine Skiing August 18th 18, 08:40 PM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 16
Views: 5,158
Posted By Me[_3_]
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Scott is so fat that when he goes camping, the bears hide *their* food.
Forum: Alpine Skiing August 16th 18, 10:22 PM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 16
Views: 5,158
Posted By Me[_3_]
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You’re too easy MonkeyBoy. You dance on command.

One mo

Scott is fat when he goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Forum: Alpine Skiing August 16th 18, 08:00 PM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 16
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Posted By Me[_3_]
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Here’s another on to make you dance for me again, MonkeyBoy:

Scott is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get him through.
Forum: Alpine Skiing August 16th 18, 05:51 PM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 16
Views: 5,158
Posted By Me[_3_]
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Scott is so fat when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued..."
Forum: Alpine Skiing June 4th 17, 08:51 PM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 14
Views: 4,932
Posted By Me[_3_]
Scott, all kidding aside, have you visited Bert in the hospital yet?

"Damn, you just love ripping yourself a new asshole in public."

You're right for once! You're the asshole and he's ripping you to shreds.

Now dance some more for us, MonkeyBoi.
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