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Forum: Alpine Skiing July 20th 08, 03:02 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 16
Views: 3,594
Posted By klaus
New offer...

twobuddha wrote:

I bid $500 if you get Scoot to a licensed psychotherapist. (And I'm
talking real licensed, not scooter licensed.)

No surprise that Dickless...
Forum: Alpine Skiing July 20th 08, 02:55 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 53
Views: 7,396
Posted By klaus
Last chance, dickless...

twobuddha wrote:

So I take this to mean you are not agreeing to show, and my Ben
Franklin is safe in my wallet?

I'll take that to mean you are a pathetic,...
Forum: Alpine Skiing July 20th 08, 12:54 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 16
Views: 3,594
Posted By klaus
New offer...

Alan Baker wrote:
I've emailed Scotty a couple of times over this proposed meeting from
which he has -- let's be diplomatic -- withdrawn his support.

And in a recent...
Forum: Alpine Skiing July 19th 08, 03:41 PM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 53
Views: 7,396
Posted By klaus
Last chance, dickless...

Alan Baker wrote:

Hell no!

We had a bargain!

:-)


I'll live up to it. But part of the bargain was that he at least
Forum: Alpine Skiing July 19th 08, 03:19 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 0
Views: 1,279
Posted By klaus
A First

BTW, did everyone notice that it is a full moon? Weird, huh?

-klaus
Forum: Alpine Skiing July 19th 08, 02:57 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 2
Views: 1,384
Posted By klaus
A First

On this day, July 18, 2008, Scott Abraham turned down a
freebie. Nothing, from here on out, will ever surprise me.

Oh wait.. it would have meant Scoot would have had to actually back up
his words....
Forum: Alpine Skiing July 19th 08, 02:46 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 53
Views: 7,396
Posted By klaus
Last chance, dickless...

twobuddha wrote:
On Jul 18, 2:58 pm, klaus wrote:
Alan Baker wrote:

...and I'll kick in $60 towards you and...
Forum: Alpine Skiing July 19th 08, 12:00 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 53
Views: 7,396
Posted By klaus
Last chance, dickless...

Alan Baker wrote:

That's a deal, provided I can spend the money on golf if -- I mean
"when" -- Scotty doesn't show. :-)

If Scooter agrees and doesn't show, you can...
Forum: Alpine Skiing July 18th 08, 09:58 PM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 53
Views: 7,396
Posted By klaus
Last chance, dickless...

Alan Baker wrote:

...and I'll kick in $60 towards you and your buddies lunch.

How about it, Scotty: is the meet on?

If I show, you get free lunch (you and your...
Forum: Alpine Skiing June 3rd 08, 02:06 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 29
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Views: 5,148
Posted By klaus
?

lal_truckee wrote:
klaus wrote:

We have a similar technique.

When we start, it's kinda like this.
...
Forum: Alpine Skiing June 1st 08, 12:06 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 29
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Views: 5,148
Posted By klaus
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Armin wrote:

if you have no competent buddy; just takes twice as long.

If you got a bunch of buddies, it takes no time at all. :-)

Descending from Sapphire Pass,...
Forum: Alpine Skiing May 20th 08, 11:52 PM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 23
Views: 5,876
Posted By klaus
New god-damned thread.

Marty wrote:
On May 11, 8:59?pm, The Real Bev wrote:
I just read an article about the kids in local gang-banging areas
getting hooked on...
Forum: Alpine Skiing May 17th 08, 06:51 PM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 18
Views: 3,600
Posted By klaus
Buttocks flap as the wattles of an elephant.

The Real Bev wrote:
The Dream of Butter wrote:

On May 17, 7:10 am, twobuddha wrote:
Usenet is dead because of people like you. Great...
Forum: Alpine Skiing May 14th 08, 03:22 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 216
Views: 38,578
Posted By klaus
Making lines

VtSkier wrote:
While we are gloating about not being caught in the credit cruch,
I re-wrote my loan 2 years ago at a very favorable 15 year fixed
rate of 5 7/8%. This was...
Forum: Alpine Skiing May 14th 08, 01:15 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 12
Views: 2,716
Posted By klaus
Here's the description from one ripped crotch item

twobuddha wrote:
On Apr 9, 7:48 pm, klaus wrote:
Clarencedarrow wrote:
I take great pains to present...
Forum: Alpine Skiing May 13th 08, 02:37 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 32
Views: 7,277
Posted By klaus
posting is not working?

taichiskiing wrote:

hey Itchy.. You already posted the answer.

If you believe this is an error, please contact Google Support. "

So... do you believe it is an...
Forum: Alpine Skiing May 10th 08, 11:31 PM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 55
Views: 8,055
Posted By klaus
Corn

Jay Pique wrote:
You suck. No snow here whatsoever. Plenty of dandelions though,
which, strangely, has become a good thing. I've forgone using weed
killer on the lawn,...
Forum: Alpine Skiing May 10th 08, 06:07 PM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 55
Views: 8,055
Posted By klaus
Corn

Caution, Gloat ahead.

Best corn yet this morning. A pretty good freeze last night, 26F, on
the porch. Crunchy early, but about 11:00 AM, the sun ripened the snow
to textbook corn conditions. Totally...
Forum: Alpine Skiing May 9th 08, 03:26 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 189
Views: 23,147
Posted By klaus
My snowbanks

The Dream of Butter wrote:
Well, Jeffy and I disagree on the premise that living in a ski town is
*all
that*, and I wasn't suggesting you apologize for *everything* (and
...
Forum: Alpine Skiing May 9th 08, 01:47 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 189
Views: 23,147
Posted By klaus
My snowbanks

The Dream of Butter wrote:

Yeah, probably not. But I'm still going to call people on it when they
try and stretch a ground rule double into a home run. Usenet party
foul,...
Forum: Alpine Skiing May 9th 08, 12:26 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 189
Views: 23,147
Posted By klaus
My snowbanks

Jeff Davis wrote:

The posers who post here wish they could ski anytime they wanted, and rag
on those of us who can.

What makes you think I can't. I could ski right now right...
Forum: Alpine Skiing May 7th 08, 08:01 PM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 189
Views: 23,147
Posted By klaus
My snowbanks

Jeff Davis wrote:
In article ,
klaus wrote:

Doesn't matter anyway. He said that I don't have what it...
Forum: Alpine Skiing May 7th 08, 03:38 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 216
Views: 38,578
Posted By klaus
Making lines

The Dream of Butter wrote:

Can you defend yourself from an assailant wielding a tropical fruit?

Tropical fruit is easy. Trout or hummus. Now that would be a feat
worthy of...
Forum: Alpine Skiing May 7th 08, 02:45 AM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 189
Views: 23,147
Posted By klaus
My snowbanks

The Dream of Butter wrote:

What never ceases to amaze me is all these people who are all gungers-
ho about the backcountry and getting avalanche certified and thinking
...
Forum: Alpine Skiing May 6th 08, 11:34 PM Posted to rec.skiing.alpine
Replies: 189
Views: 23,147
Posted By klaus
My snowbanks

Alan Baker wrote:

Especially since he had in his usual fashion snipped out any possible
meaning for the figure.


Doesn't matter anyway. He said that I don't have...
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