New Year's Resolutions
This is the time of the year when everyone should resolve to be a
better person. This year I resolve to: 1. Quit smoking. (I do this every year and I haven't smoked since 1982. I feel better already.) 2. Donate a large portion of my lottery winnings to the Catholic Church. (Maybe when God reads this he might let me win the lottery.) 3. Run the mile in under 4 minutes. (Gotta have one to throw out.) Happy New Year everyone. God bless us, all of us. ------------------------------------------------------------- This signature is now the ultimate power in the Universe Horvath |
New Year's Resolutions
On Monday, December 30, 2019 at 5:49:14 PM UTC-5, Harvard Horvath wrote:
This is the time of the year when everyone should resolve to be a better person. Eat a bag of dicks - I refuse to be victimized by notions of virtuous behaviour. I'm perfect just the way I am. - JP |
New Year's Resolutions
[Default] On Mon, 30 Dec 2019 18:32:25 -0800 (PST), Jay Pique
wrote this crap: On Monday, December 30, 2019 at 5:49:14 PM UTC-5, Harvard Horvath wrote: This is the time of the year when everyone should resolve to be a better person. Eat a bag of dicks - I refuse to be victimized by notions of virtuous behaviour. I'm perfect just the way I am. You strike me as a man of low ambition. Most men have a drive for competition. Even dogs are competitive. I'm not a psychiatrist, but I did go to Harvard medical school. My non-professional opinion of you is that you are a burned-out druggie and a loser. I shall spend no more time on you. ------------------------------------------------------------- This signature is now the ultimate power in the Universe Horvath |
New Year's Resolutions
[Default] On Mon, 30 Dec 2019 23:01:57 -0800 (PST), Trunky
wrote this crap: On Monday, December 30, 2019 at 2:49:14 PM UTC-8, Harvard Horvath wrote: This is the time of the year when everyone should resolve to be a better person. This year I resolve to: 1. Quit smoking. (I do this every year and I haven't smoked since 1982. I feel better already.) 2. Donate a large portion of my lottery winnings to the Catholic Church. (Maybe when God reads this he might let me win the lottery.) 3. Run the mile in under 4 minutes. (Gotta have one to throw out.) Happy New Year everyone. God bless us, all of us. How about providing a verifiable ID? Sure. I have one right here. Just show up and you can see it. ------------------------------------------------------------- This signature is now the ultimate power in the Universe Horvath |
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