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Bev is so old, (How old is she?), she has a crank on the phone in her
kitchen.


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On 08/09/2018 08:13 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
Bev is so old, (How old is she?), she has a crank on the phone in her
kitchen.

Better that than a crank in the living room, dining room, bedroom...

--
Cheers, Bev
You need only three tools: WD-40, duct tape and a hammer. If it doesn't
move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use duct tape.
If you can't fix it with a hammer you've got an electrical problem.

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On Sat, 11 Aug 2018 10:54:09 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham
wrote:

On Thursday, August 9, 2018 at 8:45:44 AM UTC-7, The Real Bev wrote:
On 08/09/2018 08:13 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
Bev is so old, (How old is she?), she has a crank on the phone in her
kitchen.

Better that than a crank in the living room, dining room, bedroom...


So charming, two psychopathic pathological liars bonding. Just goes to
prove that sick, disgusting, despicable freaks needs friends, too.

Trunky is so fat. How fat is he? His nose hairs have their own zip
code.



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Scott is so fat when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued..."

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Here’s another on to make you dance for me again, MonkeyBoy:

Scott is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get him through.

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You’re too easy MonkeyBoy. You dance on command.

One mo

Scott is fat when he goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

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On Thursday, August 16, 2018 at 6:22:05 PM UTC-4, Me wrote:
You’re too easy MonkeyBoy. You dance on command.

One mo

Scott is fat when he goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

He is our servant. Our butler. Our Trunk Butler

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Scott is so fat that when he goes camping, the bears hide *their* food.

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On Saturday, August 18, 2018 at 4:40:57 PM UTC-4, Me wrote:
Scott is so fat that when he goes camping, the bears hide *their* food.

Schattie's trunk butt hangs down so low, he can use it to paint a median strip!

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On Thu, 16 Aug 2018 13:00:34 -0700 (PDT), Me
wrote:

Here’s another on to make you dance for me again, MonkeyBoy:

Scott is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a
twinkie on the other side just to get him through.

A twinkie? You need a box of twinkies, and a whole ham, and a string
of sausages.


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On Sunday, August 19, 2018 at 7:32:38 PM UTC-4, Harvard Horvath wrote:
On Thu, 16 Aug 2018 13:00:34 -0700 (PDT), Me
wrote:

Here’s another on to make you dance for me again, MonkeyBoy:

Scott is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a
twinkie on the other side just to get him through.

A twinkie? You need a box of twinkies, and a whole ham, and a string
of sausages.

Schattie's asshole is so stretched out, he uses a tunnel boring machine as a dildo!

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On Sun, 19 Aug 2018 18:08:54 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham
wrote:

On Sunday, August 19, 2018 at 4:32:38 PM UTC-7, Harvard Horvath wrote:
On Thu, 16 Aug 2018 13:00:34 -0700 (PDT), Me
wrote:

Here’s another on to make you dance for me again, MonkeyBoy:

Scott is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a
twinkie on the other side just to get him through.

A twinkie? You need a box of twinkies, and a whole ham, and a string
of sausages.

You freaks do know that you are just making yourself look stupid,
don't you? You do know, eh? Holy ****, what a bunch of idiotic
dumb****s! Surprised you got out of junior high. If you did.

I got two degrees from Harvard, and another from Dartmouth. What do
you got? On my secret island base with six castaways, they call me,
"The Professor." After years on newsgroups, you still don't even know
what, "Word Wrap," is.


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Scott is so fat that when he took his pants to the dry cleaners the lady said, "We don't do curtains.�

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On Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:26:24 -0700 (PDT), Me
wrote:

Scott is so fat that when he took his pants to the dry cleaners
the lady said, "We don't do curtains.”

Trunky is so fat that one time he was pulled over by the police, and
was given a ticket for exceeding the load limit.

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On Tue, 21 Aug 2018 21:04:00 -0700 (PDT), Scott Abraham
wrote:

On Tuesday, August 21, 2018 at 6:56:48 AM UTC-7, Harvard Horvath wrote:
On Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:26:24 -0700 (PDT), Me
wrote:

Scott is so fat that when he took his pants to the dry cleaners
the lady said, "We don't do curtains.”

Trunky is so fat that one time he was pulled over by the police, and
was given a ticket for exceeding the load limit.

You idiots can't fool me. Obviously, you are having a competition to
prove which one of you is the biggest dumb****. Continues.

Too late. You won.

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Scott is so fat, when he lies on the beach Greenpeace tries to push him back in the water.

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On Monday, August 27, 2018 at 2:28:58 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:

Jackson, Big Sky, etc, and unless I get weird and want to ski local, won't

Guess you lost your access to free Crystal tickets, huh?