Schattie wins major kook award!
 

Way to go Schattie, a new Kook designation for you, as well as runner
up in KOTM!

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TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD

The winner is...SCOTT ABRAHAM!

13 votes Scott Abraham
12 votes Alexa Cameron
04 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations, Scottie! While you managed to avoid the Kook of the
Month that you such richly deserve, you did earn an award that you
should have won the first time you ran for it through your ridiculous
ranting and over-the-top meltdown on rec.skiing alpine. Keep it up,
and you might just win more awards for your dramatic behavior.

KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is...BILL HUGHES!

17 votes Bill Hughes
10 votes Scott Abraham
02 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations, Bizarro Bill! You just demonstrated that the third
time was a charm, at least for you running for Kook of the Month. The
irony of this award is that, as far as AUK is concerned, you've lost
your USENET citizenship, as you are now disenfranchised with
prejudice. That's right, Minuteman, you are now considered to be an
illegal alien in cyberspace. Enjoy the reversal of your status!

Suzie
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Suzieflame

Schattie wins major kook award!
 

On Sep 10, 4:13 am, Suzieflame wrote:
Way to go Schattie, a new Kook designation for you, as well as runner
up in KOTM!

----------------------------

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD

The winner is...SCOTT ABRAHAM!

13 votes Scott Abraham
12 votes Alexa Cameron
04 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations, Scottie! While you managed to avoid the Kook of the
Month that you such richly deserve, you did earn an award that you
should have won the first time you ran for it through your ridiculous
ranting and over-the-top meltdown on rec.skiing alpine. Keep it up,
and you might just win more awards for your dramatic behavior.

KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is...BILL HUGHES!

17 votes Bill Hughes
10 votes Scott Abraham
02 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations, Bizarro Bill! You just demonstrated that the third
time was a charm, at least for you running for Kook of the Month. The
irony of this award is that, as far as AUK is concerned, you've lost
your USENET citizenship, as you are now disenfranchised with
prejudice. That's right, Minuteman, you are now considered to be an
illegal alien in cyberspace. Enjoy the reversal of your status!

Suzie
--
Suzieflame

Holy ****, you are one sick ****. Not to mention a dickless coward.
Now go **** yourself, freak

Schattie wins major kook award!
 

On Sep 17, 7:42 pm, twobuddha wrote:
On Sep 10, 4:13 am, Suzieflame wrote:



Holy ****, you are one sick ****. Not to mention a dickless coward.
Now go **** yourself, freak

What an acceptance speech, Wow! And after that introduction by your
little poop chute partner. It thrills me down to my toes. So moving,
so inspirational that it could have only been thought up by a melon-
headed moron.

Schattie wins major kook award!
 

On Sep 17, 4:50 pm, Doofus Fighter
wrote:
On Sep 17, 7:42 pm, twobuddha wrote:

On Sep 10, 4:13 am, Suzieflame wrote:

Holy ****, you are one sick ****. Not to mention a dickless coward.
Now go **** yourself, freak

What an acceptance speech, Wow! And after that introduction by your
little poop chute partner. It thrills me down to my toes. So moving,
so inspirational that it could have only been thought up by a melon-
headed moron.

Holy ****! You are one sick ****. Dickless bitch, too. Typical
usenet stalking wack job freak. You belong here.

Schattie wins major kook award!
 

On Sep 17, 8:57 pm, twobuddha wrote:
On Sep 17, 4:50 pm, Doofus Fighter
wrote:

On Sep 17, 7:42 pm, twobuddha wrote:

On Sep 10, 4:13 am, Suzieflame wrote:

Holy ****, you are one sick ****. Not to mention a dickless coward.
Now go **** yourself, freak

What an acceptance speech, Wow! And after that introduction by your
little poop chute partner. It thrills me down to my toes. So moving,
so inspirational that it could have only been thought up by a melon-
headed moron.

Holy ****! You are one sick ****. Dickless bitch, too. Typical
usenet stalking wack job freak. You belong here.

You don't have to submit any more samples of your work. You have
already won the award.