VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2005
 

On Sun, 1 May 2005 13:49:29 +0000 (UTC), in alt.music.michael-jackson
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
wrote in :

forwarded to AMM-J. Note followups.

Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2005 Usenet Kook
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on May 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next
time the candidate might be *you*.

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BOBO AWARD (Vote Yes or No.)

Jeremy Jaynes

Yes. Deaht 2 teh Spamer!!



KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Azure
Linda Gore
Steve Young
Vito Kuhn
none of the above

Azure. The bible-Ptolemy thing trumps all other kookiness.



CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Daryl Hunt
The pedos of alt.fan.aavfff
Vito Kuhn
none of the above

Pedos of alt.fan.aavfff



COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

John Lucas
Kavik Kang
Steve Young
none of the above

John Pucas



BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Chuck "The Messenjah" Lysaght
Vito Kuhn
neither of the above

Chuckles Lysuck.



GOLDEN KILLFILE (vote Yes or No.)

Antonio L "Jabriol" Santana

Yes.



JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

ArtistMike, alias Roy
PsYcHo Queer Basher, alias Oopah
neither of the above

PsYcHo Queer, alias Oprah



TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Eddie @ codingirc.net
Linda Gore
Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons
Scott Abraham
none of the above

Potty Scotty. Long time coming for Mister Mayonnaise.



VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Jerry "Puppy Wizard" Howe
ring_theory
neither of the above

Teh Pupy Wizrad!!1!!!



BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)

Brad Guth
Linda Gore
Ray Murphy
Rocky Roads
Steve Young
none of the above

Rocky Roads.



GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote Yes or No.)

Steve Young

Abstain



GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote "Yes" or "No".)

Twittering One

Heck yes.



KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote Yes or No.)

Chuck "The Messenjah" Lysaght

Si, senors y senoras.



ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote Yes or No.)

Steve Young

Yes



UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote Yes or No.)

Jerry "Puppy Wizard" Howe

Oui.

[...]



OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

Matthew "Onideus Mad Hatter" Moulton
Vito Kuhn

Matthew "Obnoxious Sad Squatter" Moulton, even though for the first
time in his life this week he actually started a relevant thread that
caused people to respond to him instead of flaming him mercilessly.
Maybe there's hop..........errrrrrrr, on second thought. Broken
clock, twice a day, all that.



MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)

alt.snuh
Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J

Michael Jackson F'loons of AMM-J.




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