Wedgies?
 

When I'm wearing my one-piece ski suit I seem to get just a bit of a
wedgie while properly executing my stem-christies. It's not completely
unenjoyable, but I want to be sure I'm not compromising my street-cred.
I guess I could get a new suit, but it's tough to find one with such
classic lines (ignoring the wedgie issue, of course), and I've heard
that you shrink when you get older so I'll probably grow into it.

What I was thinking was that I'd get one of those fake plastic ass
things and kill two birds with one stone. The cracks of these asses
don't go all the way through, so to speak, so that would take care of
the actually wedgieness, and as an added benefit there would be both
insulative AND protective value as well. It seems like a win-win
situation, but I just want to be sure I'm not overlooking anything.

TIA.

JP
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Type II.

In other news, the Cavendish is threatened! Yes! We have no bananas!
Geneticists around the globe are mobilizing, and monkeys are freaking
right out. Panama disease race 4 has already attacked crops in
Southeast Asia, and it's only a matter of time before the South
American producers get whacked too. Short Chiquita! Remember the Gros
Michel!



Click here for enlightenment...
http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science...cbccdrcrd.html

Jay Pique wrote:
In other news, the Cavendish is threatened! Yes! We have no bananas!
Geneticists around the globe are mobilizing, and monkeys are freaking
right out. Panama disease race 4 has already attacked crops in
Southeast Asia, and it's only a matter of time before the South
American producers get whacked too. Short Chiquita! Remember the Gros
Michel!



Click here for enlightenment...
http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science...cbccdrcrd.html


Interesting, there was an article about bananas in the recent
Smithsonian as well (although the ANWR article was much better IMHO).

http://www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/smi...05/banana.html



----------------------
Chester

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Jay Pique wrote:
When I'm wearing my one-piece ski suit I seem to get just a bit of a
wedgie while properly executing my stem-christies. It's not completely
unenjoyable, but I want to be sure I'm not compromising my street-cred.
I guess I could get a new suit, but it's tough to find one with such
classic lines (ignoring the wedgie issue, of course), and I've heard
that you shrink when you get older so I'll probably grow into it.

What I was thinking was that I'd get one of those fake plastic ass
things and kill two birds with one stone. The cracks of these asses
don't go all the way through, so to speak, so that would take care of
the actually wedgieness, and as an added benefit there would be both
insulative AND protective value as well. It seems like a win-win
situation, but I just want to be sure I'm not overlooking anything.

Was this newsgroup always so funny? Back when I first subscribed
it seemed like mostly frames from SA (South Africa? Scott Abraherorhim?)

Speaking of fake plastic ass, REI now carries butt pads for snowboarders.

Bill Tuthill wrote:
Jay Pique wrote:

When I'm wearing my one-piece ski suit I seem to get just a bit of a
wedgie while properly executing my stem-christies. It's not completely
unenjoyable, but I want to be sure I'm not compromising my street-cred.
I guess I could get a new suit, but it's tough to find one with such
classic lines (ignoring the wedgie issue, of course), and I've heard
that you shrink when you get older so I'll probably grow into it.

What I was thinking was that I'd get one of those fake plastic ass
things and kill two birds with one stone. The cracks of these asses
don't go all the way through, so to speak, so that would take care of
the actually wedgieness, and as an added benefit there would be both
insulative AND protective value as well. It seems like a win-win
situation, but I just want to be sure I'm not overlooking anything.


Was this newsgroup always so funny? Back when I first subscribed
it seemed like mostly frames from SA (South Africa? Scott Abraherorhim?)

Speaking of fake plastic ass, REI now carries butt pads for snowboarders.

He can probably get a classic double bumper chest pad down at the
Goodwill pretty cheap as well; just the thing for close encounters in
the trees.

Jay Pique wrote:

When I'm wearing my one-piece ski suit I seem to get just a bit of a
wedgie while properly executing my stem-christies.

Well, DUH! That's why people wear one-pieces in the first place.

It's not completely unenjoyable, but I want to be sure
I'm not compromising my street-cred.

All I can say is relax and enjoy the ride.

//Walt

Jay Pique wrote:

When I'm wearing my one-piece ski suit I seem to get just a bit of a
wedgie while properly executing my stem-christies. It's not completely
unenjoyable, but I want to be sure I'm not compromising my street-cred.
I guess I could get a new suit, but it's tough to find one with such
classic lines (ignoring the wedgie issue, of course), and I've heard
that you shrink when you get older so I'll probably grow into it.

What I was thinking was that I'd get one of those fake plastic ass
things and kill two birds with one stone. The cracks of these asses
don't go all the way through, so to speak, so that would take care of
the actually wedgieness, and as an added benefit there would be both
insulative AND protective value as well. It seems like a win-win
situation, but I just want to be sure I'm not overlooking anything.

Unless your actual intent is to be more pinchable, give bicycle shorts a try.

--
Cheers, Bev
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++
Warning -- Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition

Jay Pique wrote:
Panama disease race 4 has already attacked crops in
Southeast Asia, and it's only a matter of time before the South
American producers get whacked too.

Banana plauge, bird flu, where will it end?


--
ant

ant wrote:
Jay Pique wrote:
Panama disease race 4 has already attacked crops in
Southeast Asia, and it's only a matter of time before the South
American producers get whacked too.

Banana plauge, bird flu, where will it end?

You spelled "flew" wrong.

JP
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RSA = Dead.

Sven Golly and Bob Lee wrote this crap: This first fallen snow
is barely enough to bend
the jonquil leaves

Is that a translation or original English? I always like the double meaning
thingies as in leaves/goes/leaf blah Blah blah blah...


shaking head So I start an excellent post about ass-cracks and
wedgies and you two go get all literary and crap on me. I mean Come On
- fake plastic ass inserts?! That's an ORIGINAL! Haiku is so '90s.

JP
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I'm justifiably annoyed as my incredible eBay
deal turned out to be 3-phase instead of single
so I'm now in the market for a VFD or phase-converter
and that'll make my incredible deal considerably
less incredible than I thought but it's still a
good deal and I should probably move my shop somewhere
with 3-phase service anyhow, and Ant can bite me
because this sig is longer than anything I've seen
from her in eons.