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Harvard Horvath March 20th 20 04:33 PM

Happy First Day Of Spring
 
I watched the Sun cross the equator at 2350 East Coast time, or 0350
Zulu time.


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The Real Bev[_4_] March 20th 20 05:10 PM

Happy First Day Of Spring
 
On 03/20/2020 09:33 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
I watched the Sun cross the equator at 2350 East Coast time, or 0350
Zulu time.


I'm enjoying the scent of orange blossoms as I walk to Trader Joe's to
buy another dozen eggs!

--
Cheers, Bev
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afford lots more prosecution than we can afford defense.

Harvard Horvath March 20th 20 10:39 PM

Happy First Day Of Spring
 
[Default] On Fri, 20 Mar 2020 10:10:47 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:

On 03/20/2020 09:33 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
I watched the Sun cross the equator at 2350 East Coast time, or 0350
Zulu time.


I'm enjoying the scent of orange blossoms as I walk to Trader Joe's to
buy another dozen eggs!


So? I enjoy that year around. My girlfriend buys that potpourri
****. Besides, it's the same smell as the rotten orange peels in my
garbage.


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The Real Bev[_4_] March 21st 20 12:46 AM

Happy First Day Of Spring
 
On 03/20/2020 03:39 PM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
[Default] On Fri, 20 Mar 2020 10:10:47 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:

On 03/20/2020 09:33 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
I watched the Sun cross the equator at 2350 East Coast time, or 0350
Zulu time.


I'm enjoying the scent of orange blossoms as I walk to Trader Joe's to
buy another dozen eggs!


So? I enjoy that year around. My girlfriend buys that potpourri
****. Besides, it's the same smell as the rotten orange peels in my
garbage.


Wrong. I suspect you have never smelled real orange blossoms.


--
Cheers, Bev
Q: How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?
A: One, if you feed him in real slow.

Harvard Horvath March 21st 20 01:56 AM

Happy First Day Of Spring
 
[Default] On Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:46:41 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:

On 03/20/2020 03:39 PM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
[Default] On Fri, 20 Mar 2020 10:10:47 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:

On 03/20/2020 09:33 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
I watched the Sun cross the equator at 2350 East Coast time, or 0350
Zulu time.

I'm enjoying the scent of orange blossoms as I walk to Trader Joe's to
buy another dozen eggs!


So? I enjoy that year around. My girlfriend buys that potpourri
****. Besides, it's the same smell as the rotten orange peels in my
garbage.


Wrong. I suspect you have never smelled real orange blossoms.


Well, since I live in Toledo where they grow no oranges, you're
probably right. But I've got some hand cream that the label says
smells like orange blossoms. But I'll bet you've never smelled real
apple blossoms or cherry blossoms.


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Eviel Dewar March 21st 20 04:42 AM

Happy First Day Of Spring
 
On Friday, March 20, 2020 at 11:23:34 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
On Friday, March 20, 2020 at 6:57:09 PM UTC-7, Harvard Horvath wrote:
[Default] On Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:46:41 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:

On 03/20/2020 03:39 PM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
[Default] On Fri, 20 Mar 2020 10:10:47 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:

On 03/20/2020 09:33 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
I watched the Sun cross the equator at 2350 East Coast time, or 0350
Zulu time.

I'm enjoying the scent of orange blossoms as I walk to Trader Joe's to
buy another dozen eggs!

So? I enjoy that year around. My girlfriend buys that potpourri
****. Besides, it's the same smell as the rotten orange peels in my
garbage.

Wrong. I suspect you have never smelled real orange blossoms.


Well, since I live in Toledo where they grow no oranges, you're
probably right. But I've got some hand cream that the label says
smells like orange blossoms. But I'll bet you've never smelled real
apple blossoms or cherry blossoms.

Two sociopaths bonding, how charming. Hey, Huggies, what does a pack of diapers smell like when you open them? I'm sure both of you are quite familiar with how they smell when you dispose of them.


You're so obsessed with diapers. I think we all know the reason why.

Harvard Horvath March 21st 20 12:37 PM

Happy First Day Of Spring
 
[Default] On Fri, 20 Mar 2020 20:23:33 -0700 (PDT), Trunky
wrote this crap:

On 03/20/2020 09:33 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
I watched the Sun cross the equator at 2350 East Coast time, or 0350
Zulu time.

I'm enjoying the scent of orange blossoms as I walk to Trader Joe's to
buy another dozen eggs!

So? I enjoy that year around. My girlfriend buys that potpourri
****. Besides, it's the same smell as the rotten orange peels in my
garbage.

Wrong. I suspect you have never smelled real orange blossoms.


Well, since I live in Toledo where they grow no oranges, you're
probably right. But I've got some hand cream that the label says
smells like orange blossoms. But I'll bet you've never smelled real
apple blossoms or cherry blossoms.

Two sociopaths bonding, how charming. Hey, Huggies,
what does a pack of diapers smell like when you open them?


I wouldn't know. But I sure you know what a new jar of mayo smells
like. What's an old jar of mayo that's been sitting in the sun for
days smell like?


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The Real Bev[_4_] March 21st 20 03:02 PM

Happy First Day Of Spring
 
On 03/20/2020 06:56 PM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
[Default] On Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:46:41 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:

On 03/20/2020 03:39 PM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
[Default] On Fri, 20 Mar 2020 10:10:47 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:

On 03/20/2020 09:33 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
I watched the Sun cross the equator at 2350 East Coast time, or 0350
Zulu time.

I'm enjoying the scent of orange blossoms as I walk to Trader Joe's to
buy another dozen eggs!

So? I enjoy that year around. My girlfriend buys that potpourri
****. Besides, it's the same smell as the rotten orange peels in my
garbage.


Wrong. I suspect you have never smelled real orange blossoms.


Well, since I live in Toledo where they grow no oranges, you're
probably right. But I've got some hand cream that the label says
smells like orange blossoms. But I'll bet you've never smelled real
apple blossoms or cherry blossoms.


They grow both around here, but I've never been anywhere when/where they
were blooming. Apricot blossoms don't have much smell. We bought the
dwarf orange just for the smell of the blossoms, which is fortunate --
the most oranges we ever got: 8. Most years: 0-1. Lagniappe.

Lots of snow, but all the resorts are closed. I'm waiting to find out
if the local hill will offer a discount on next year's ticket to those
of us whose current tickets lost 1/3 of their value. My bet: Nope,
pound sand.

--
Cheers, Bev
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-- Thomas Sowell

Harvard Horvath March 23rd 20 05:29 PM

Happy First Day Of Spring
 
[Default] On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 08:02:51 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:

On 03/20/2020 06:56 PM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
[Default] On Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:46:41 -0700, The Real Bev
wrote this crap:


Wrong. I suspect you have never smelled real orange blossoms.


Well, since I live in Toledo where they grow no oranges, you're
probably right. But I've got some hand cream that the label says
smells like orange blossoms. But I'll bet you've never smelled real
apple blossoms or cherry blossoms.


They grow both around here, but I've never been anywhere when/where they
were blooming. Apricot blossoms don't have much smell. We bought the
dwarf orange just for the smell of the blossoms, which is fortunate --
the most oranges we ever got: 8. Most years: 0-1. Lagniappe.


My neighbor had an apricot tree and my mother made the best apricot
preserves. Smuckers makes them almost as good as my mother's.
https://www.amazon.com/Smuckers-Pres...s%2C236&sr=8-2
We had a plum tree in our backyard and the blossoms had very little
fragrance. But the cherry trees had a wonderous fragrance, and apple
blossoms smell like apples, but much more intense.


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The Real Bev[_4_] March 23rd 20 08:31 PM

Happy First Day Of Spring
 
On 03/23/2020 10:29 AM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
wrote this crap:
On 03/20/2020 06:56 PM, Harvard Horvath wrote:
wrote this crap:

Wrong. I suspect you have never smelled real orange blossoms.

Well, since I live in Toledo where they grow no oranges, you're
probably right. But I've got some hand cream that the label says
smells like orange blossoms. But I'll bet you've never smelled real
apple blossoms or cherry blossoms.


They grow both around here, but I've never been anywhere when/where they
were blooming. Apricot blossoms don't have much smell. We bought the
dwarf orange just for the smell of the blossoms, which is fortunate --
the most oranges we ever got: 8. Most years: 0-1. Lagniappe.


My neighbor had an apricot tree and my mother made the best apricot
preserves. Smuckers makes them almost as good as my mother's.
https://www.amazon.com/Smuckers-Pres...s%2C236&sr=8-2
We had a plum tree in our backyard and the blossoms had very little
fragrance. But the cherry trees had a wonderous fragrance, and apple
blossoms smell like apples, but much more intense.


We had two apricot trees when I was a kid. One had small delicious
apricots and the other had large relatively tasteless ones which could
be pickled (sugar/cinnamon/cloves) like peaches. We also had a Santa
Rosa plum tree, which had wonderful-for-eating plums and massive amounts
for jam/jelly/preserves.

It's hard to find SR plums in the stores, and the apricots are equally
unimpressive. I didn't appreciate this stuff when I was a kid -- it was
just the stuff that we always had a lot of because Grandma made it. A
couple of years ago we bought a couple of jars of homemade plum jam at
an estate sale that the stupid heirs sold for a pittance. I hope their
Grandma cut the little assholes out of the will.

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Cheers, Bev
Never argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.


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