Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas Everyone. I had a great day today. I got all my
presents wrapped, then I helped deliver food baskets to the poor and downtrodden. (They better like them or I will BURN THEIR VILLAGE TO THE GROUND.) As the senior military official in this area, it's important that I care for the poor and downtrodden before I shoot them for trying to steal my Virgin Mary. Then I went golfing, then three ball at the Mead Hall. (I had a lucky streak, I broke even.) I even picked up some Hungarian pastries for Christmas. I almost forgot, I got my airline tickets for my vacation in Florida. I'm going to Didney World. I shipped my golf clubs to Florida and the UPS tracker says that they shall be there on Christmas Eve. Today, on Christmas Eve I will be mountain biking, golfing, drinking at the Mead Hall, and I shall finish it off with Midnight Mass at my church. Living the dream. Living the dream. Merry Christmas. God bless us. Everyone. And vote for Palin-Ahhnold in 2012. A mighty Hungarian warrior The blood of Attila runs through me |
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